If you are looking for future stories about how you lived in a dump, Lobos Management is the rental company for you. Students of Carnegie Mellon, Chatham, Duquesne, and University Of Pittsburgh can enjoy a fine adventure for the duration of their lease. Renters will enjoy an exciting experience that will never cease to surprise. Those who like to chat on the phone will be delighted at being able to spend day after day calling Lobos Management to remind them of their contractual obligations. Adventure oriented tenants will be alerted to the presence of fire by their alert nose and can save their eardrums thanks to the absence of smoke detectors. Heroes can try to beat the fire into submission with the empty fire extinguishers. The action does not have the end when retreating from the fire, rear doors have been provided with 3 story drop offs for an expedient escape.
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